Thursday, October 13, 2011

Classification Essay Intro 1

               Every guy has had the experience of standing in their favorite department stores men’s department and staring at a shelf lined with different types of men’s underwear.  What is the benefit of wearing one type over the other?  Is one more comfortable than the other?  There is the regular type of underwear, boxers and boxer briefs; not to mention a zillion different brands.  I guess that we should be thankful to be men though; have you ever seen the feminine hygiene aisle in the local supermarket?  So, is one type really better for than others in certain situations?  The world may really never know but, I will go over the three types and try to answer an age old question that dates back to the times of our great ancestors; Tighty Whities, Boxers or Boxer Briefs?

1 comment:

  1. Essays that start in this bland, generic way have an uphill battle. You've got to get yourself into the topic, so to speak. We need your adventures in underpants!

    The reason is that you can't write an essay on underpants explaining the different types as if I were a Martian. If you don't put human interest in--your own experiences--there will be nothing.

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